Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing
A hundred mothafuckas can’t tell me nothing
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This panel is so different now knowing Roxy.
I know we learned the scratch doesn’t exactly preserve personalities (as shown by Aranea and Mindfang) but just think about it.
We think Mom Lalonde is a mysterious, almost emotionally deranged woman but she’s really all,
“Heheh looks leik it’s time for Mama Ro-Lal to clean her wixards and OMGF IS THAT MY ROSE BABY?/? Ross, mommy needs to vacuum in the khicken go play with yuor dead cat.”
Aquarius: Water Nymph
I want a Karkat unicorn, and everything I touch becomes Homestuck
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
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